Kiss my digital ass

I bought a digital camera. Now I can take pictures of myself with no shirt on and post them on singles sites and hope for some hits. What? Loads of guys do it. Maybe then I can generate some interest in my fine self. Today I discovered a feature on the Plenty of Fish site that enables you to view the messages that you have sent to others. And if they have been read. And if they have been deleted. That was a fun thing to discover. The next fun thing I need to do is discern if I should stop at two cats or three? Frick. So now I'm unattractive and my messages are totally uninteresting. Deleted. Crushing. Why am I doing this?