Blog names

A quick update. Okay, I admit it: I do care what people think of me. I want people to like me (and take me to hockey games and Mariah Carey concerts). I bask in the warmth of the praises lobbed at me by friends, family and coworkers when they say that I am funny, or that my legs look especially hairless today. This is why I often check how many visits have been made to my profile. As of today's date there have been 46. Now, I know you are thinking "is 46 high? low?". I will tell you! A couple of members of my blog ("my mom says I'm pretty" and "big D") have significantly higher viewings. My mom says I'm pretty clocks in at 190! That's a lot! That's almost as high as my IQ. But even more amazing is that big D has had 55 profile views and he still hasn't blogged anything! Yes, buddy, I am lighting a fire under your ass! You can't have a blog called "the D Spot" without putting something pretty titillating on it. Titmouse. To get more hits I am thinking of renaming my blog as:
1) free beer tomorrow
2) barely legal
3) let's make sexytime
4) i hate bush (see, that works on a couple of levels)
If anyone has any other suggestions then all this could be yours, could be yours. Ha!